“b/c bacon, as we all know, is the glue to any relationship.”
— mindy. while discussing how people like to cook bacon.
So i woke up the other day and the first thing that popped into my head was this: if you take away the angry hotel, the shining is just a movie about some dude who can’t handle his writer’s block. What an asshole!!

So i woke up the other day and the first thing that popped into my head was this: if you take away the angry hotel, the shining is just a movie about some dude who can’t handle his writer’s block. What an asshole!!


“go back to africa u japanese stingin’ bug!”
— Leah. being as southern as she wants to be. but seriously, we saw the biggest fucking hornet ever!

A continuing list of things i say that i really should remember

“well shit a flower i did not get one!” just the well shit a flower….part. seems like a good exclamation.
mondomillion. now the biggest number in the universe.

there is no fucking way!
“it’s just grape squeezin’s.”
— colin. explaining what grapa is.
“I am always down for a trip to Elk Grove Village.”
— adam. no one has ever said this, no one ever will again!
Ace and Mindy sharing a slow dance i think.

Ace and Mindy sharing a slow dance i think.


I’m gonna start a company that makes awesome names for businesses taken from the names of really crappy movies. such as “the rubdown” from “the rundown” and “freddy got a facial” from “freddy got fingered” and “the island of dr. tompkins, plastic surgeon” from “the island of dr. moreau”. i could literally make dozens of dollars!

I have already named this dog topsy tail. I just need to own it now.

I have already named this dog topsy tail. I just need to own it now.