September 2008
3 posts
“b/c bacon, as we all know, is the glue to any relationship.”
– mindy. while discussing how people like to cook bacon.
“go back to africa u japanese stingin’ bug!”
– Leah. being as southern as she wants to be. but seriously, we saw the biggest fucking hornet ever!
August 2008
20 posts
A continuing list of things i say that i really...
“well shit a flower i did not get one!” just the well shit a flower….part. seems like a good exclamation. mondomillion. now the biggest number in the universe.
there is no fucking way! →
“it’s just grape squeezin’s.”
– colin. explaining what grapa is.
“I am always down for a trip to Elk Grove Village.”
– adam. no one has ever said this, no one ever will again!
I’m gonna start a company that makes awesome names for businesses taken from the names of really crappy movies. such as “the rubdown” from “the rundown” and “freddy got a facial” from “freddy got fingered” and “the island of dr. tompkins, plastic surgeon” from “the island of dr. moreau”. i could literally make dozens of...
It got me thinking....
So i was watching the new terminator show last night b/c i love the girl from firefly, she is the most bad ass and beautiful fighter. and the plot as far as i can tell is trying to kill the dude who creates the machine that fucks up the world. and it got me thinking about the inevitable. just b/c you kill one dude who’s going to fuck up the world doesn’t mean some other dude...
The shit out of →
this is funny to me b/c i just said to some one not american to “program the shit out of that computer.” and it got me thinking, “if he asks what i mean what do i say?” so here, for anyone who ever has to explain this term. luckily he knew what i meant!
A phraze Mindy Panegar hates
“Chatin’ me up”
Crushes →
“Crushes are a little bit like the romantic love adults feel toward one another. And in a way, a crush can help us think about the kind of person that we want to love when we grow up. They help us understand which qualities we notice and like in another person — and maybe a few that we don’t like.”
This is how i know for sure i’m not an adult. I still haven’t grown...
$ burgs
you honchos even REMEBER the last time we ate a burg for a buck/bell?
Watchit is absolutely UNFAIR that some one out there owns this and that person is not me.
I had too many celebratory drinks last night, including one celebratory shot of Jameson.
um....
Hey! today’s MY last day of work….though i’m supposed to start my next job tomorrow….so not really sure if that counts. also does not warrant a celebratory drink out w/ my friends…but hey, i’d like it if you guys had a drink on your own for me!
July 2008
23 posts
what i've realized....
i still look at the key pad when i type even though i don’t have to all the time. so this was all written w/o looking. it took me a while to do b/c i’m still afraid of my finger’s choices and still looked down periodically. but i have to get used to not looking down. maybe start blindfolding my self. i also realize that words i don’t use all the time are really really hard....
Prick Lit
The male version of Chick Lit, books written by men and directed at a male audience. Best exemplified by the works of Tom Clancy. The Hunt for Red October is an example of Prick Lit.
I just submitted this to the urban dictionary. Let’s see what happens! Maybe I’ll be famous!
“i’ll name this shit califunyun and make it’s main source of energy...”
– what lauren’s gonna do when california breaks off and forms an island. SERIOUSLY miss this girl
“i had to climb a ladder while the building was rocking back and forth to get...”
– this is what my friend lauren wrote me when i asked her to let me know she was ok(earthquake). miss her!
$5 movie club →
This is for all Kerasota movie theaters so worth looking into…all you have to do is sign up and they send you the card. then any movie that’s been out for 2 weeks is only $5, cheep way to see movies you loved a second time.
oh, no one is blaming her
i’m creeped out by the whole concept. the idea that bloging is becoming a word that seems to matter. esp. when it’s such an archie of a word.
To her credit, she’s reknowned in the sense that she is popular, not in the gets-paid-to-write-bullshit way.
the words "renowned blogger" just make me NOT want...
“awwwwwww. thanks. i miss you kids even more than i miss thai food”
– jackie. this is how you know your friends really love you.
something everyone should know →
This is a link to the chicago reader’s list of farmer’s markets. So fucking get your local produce and stop making gas prices gay. THANKS!
“stop throwin’ my pain skittles at them city chickens”
– me
I haven’t liked Ben Stiller in a movie since Reality Bites.
aw snap.
so b/c no one is posting on here i think maybe the idea of dear blog needs to change. what do you guys think? maybe this could be a discussion p-zone so we can really talk about stuff in a caring environment? maybe we need to really start loving dear blog like the diary it is, start talking about overly personal stuff. like poop and farts and doctors visits. or maybe we need to come up w/ awesome...
May 2008
4 posts
“That article made me really sad that someone was out there doggin’ our...”
– Mindy, in reference to this.
“i need to start thinking about getting someone to worship my genitals”
– jackie. while talking about the men in alaska.
“We have skyscrapers like you wouldn’t fucking believe!”
– mindy, from her upcoming slogan series notebook
is this ‘Dear Blog’ or ‘Dead Blog’ ???